this is why you can't have nice things america

so... you know those times when you are working so hard and have so much to do that the only thing you can do to keep your brain from going full zombie {pangs for face meat included} is to mindlessly surf the web... 

well today... this is what i found...
and it's worse than people taking pictures with iPads

america. 

this is why you cannot have nice things

baby wigs. 

for purchase.

for the low price of $30.00.
"for the girl who has everything...except hair"

http://baby-bangs.com

{hangs head in shame}